Post by Wolfman Jack on Jun 23, 2006 15:26:37 GMT -5
The Ford Center In Oklahoma City
June 21, 2006
The countdown meter begins to roll. 4, 3, 2, 1,... Then there is an explosion, as the scene rushes to the arena. All 19,675 fans are on there feet. We are then taken to the ring where Wolfman Jack is waiting with the mic.
Wolfman Jack: Hello Everyone and welcome to MY version of ACW 100% CARNAGE! Mr X is taking a vacation for a month so for one month he has left ME in charge, and Im going to kick this off with a block buster of a show! Im sure you all have seen May To Remember and the contrevercy around the world title match and tonight we are going to figure out the winner with three blockbuster matches! First we will have Green Haired Frog and Lovecraft in a hard core match, then we will have Reaper and Eric Myers in a first blood match and the WINNERS of those matches in a ladder match! We also have the debut of The Iraqi Ironman Hassim, who will be facing one half of the new tag team champions Max Damage. But Im sure your bored as hell with me now so let me introduce you to your interim Anouncers, since Rob and Triple 8 have also been given a months payed vacation, first, we have direct from ASW, the one, the only, the ever beautiful TRICIA MARKS! And joining her is my friend and personal pain in the ass, The High Flying death defying psycho, when you can get his ass into the ring that is, the Hellraiser Daemon! They will be your commentary team for the month so lets get this sumbitch STARTED!!
Wolfman Jack drops the mic and walks out of the ring and up the ramp and out the back as Tricia and Daemon get settles into the commentators table.
Tricia Marks: Thank you Wolfman for that lovely introduction, hello everyone I am Tricia Marks and this is my partner for the month Daemon and Im glad to be here.
Daemon: Eh I could care less, it's another paycheck. But I have to be honest, tonight's card would have drawn me anyway, tonight we are going to have some of the biggest, most violent matches between some of the most violent blood thirsty sumbitches in the buisness. It's gonna be good
Tricia Marks: I have to agree with you on that one Daemon and we are going to start it off with the debut of the Iraqi Ironman Hassim, lets go to the ring and Regis Philbmin.
Regis Philbmin: Our first bout of the evening is a singles match with standard rules and a 10 minute time limit. Introducing first, Hailing out of Miami Florida, weighing in at 225, He is the Iraqi Ironman, HASSIM!!
I Stand Alone by Godsmack begins to thunder over the loud speakers as Hassim, wearing a turban and stars and stripes wrestling pants with pair of black boots with sabres crossed over a sun, Walks down to the ring, fire in his eyes as he enters the ring, mounts the closest turnbuckle and spreads his arms as the fans cheer.
Regis Philbin: And his opponent.. from Las Vegas, Nevada.. he weighs in at three hundred and ten pounds.. he is the One Man Wrecking Machine… Max… DAMAGE!
As the opening chords of "Hand Of Doom" roar from the speakers, a pair of explosions herald the emergence of Max Damage from the backstage area. He stands at the top of the ramp, looks out at the crowd, pushes his sunglasses up onto his head and starts making his way to the ringside area.
The bell rings to signal the beginning of the match. However, neither of the two participants seems to want to wait. Before the bell, the two of them pick up right where they left off in UWA, with Hassim and Damage exchanging punches. Damage gets the better of the exchange, sending Hassim to the mat with a devastating left hook that surprises the big Iraqi. Damage moves in quickly, mounts Hassim and starts pounding away as the referee counts. At the count of four, Damage finally relents and lets Hassim get back to his feet, taunting him before grabbing his arm, whipping him into the ropes and dropping him with a textbook bodyslam. The second the two of them hit the mat again, Damage is right back on Hassim with the punches. This time, he lets Hassim up at the three count.
Tricia Marks: These two seem to be picking up right where they left off in the old UWA. I recall that match being extremely brutal and violent as well.
Daemon: Oh you ain't kiddin Tricia it was brutality in motion, it was an exercise in sheer mind numbing violence, and I LOVED IT! These guys literally tore the back stage up in that match. It was great!
As Hassim gets to his feet, Damage catches him from behind and delivers a series of German suplexes that shake the ring with the impact! Damage goes for a pin, but Hassim kicks out at one. Damage gets up and picks Hassim up by the hair, pointing a finger into his face before dropping him with a DDT. He goes for the cover, but Hassim stops the count with a kickout at just one and a half.
Tricia Marks: Max went for the cover there, but Hassim doesn’t seem ready to let this one end just yet. The Iraqi Ironman still has some fight left in him.
Daemon: Yeah Max should know better, last time it took a Damage Case on some chairs, I hope we see something as cool this time!
Hassim gets to his feet as Damage slingshots himself off of the rope, but his attempted clothesline is ducked by Hassim and turned into a wicked dropkick that sends the Vegas giant to the mat! Hassim quickly goes on the offensive, dropping quick legdrops onto the fallen Damage before mounting him and peppering him with a series of rapid lefts and rights. He gets off of Damage at the three count and picks up the Nevada monster, whipping him against the ropes and delivering a wicked knee to Damage’s midsection, sending the big man to the mat with a THUD! Hassim goes for the count, but Damage kicks out at one.
Daemon: Hassim should know he isn't going to get Max down without seriously beating the holy hell out of him, I mean, Im not even done with my popcorn yet! I want to see some blood! BLOOD DAMNIT!
Tricia: Relax, Daemon. This match is far from over. There was blood before, and I don't expect tonight to be any different.
Hassim picks Max up and then chops him in the sternum, then chops him again. He then kicks Max and drives him on his head with a vicious DDT. He kicks Max over onto his back, runs to the ropes bounces off and drops an elbow onto Damage's forehead. He immediatly gets up and drops a leg on Max Damage. He gets up and crosses his arms over his head and drags Damage over to the corner and puts Damage's head between his thighs. He reaches down and wraps his arms around Damage's waist and tries to lift him up, but Damage powers out, lifting Hassim up, holding on to his leg, turns and drops on his ass, driving Hassim down on his head.
Daemon: Oh Damage totally scouted Hassim's Shock and Awe! I think that may have been the final knell of this match!
Tricia: Hassim went for his big finisher, but that was not meant to be the time. The One Man Wrecking Machine saw it coming, and I think that's going to turn the match clearly in Max's favor.
Damage picks up Hassim and bodyslams him into the corner. The Iraqi Ironman slumps to the mat, not sure just how much he’s got left in the tank. Damage measures Hassim.. and rushes into the corner, delivering a devastating Vegas Impaler! Hassim is driven back into the turnbuckle, the wind completely knocked out of him.
Tricia Marks: Vegas Impaler!! Hassim’s down, and Max Damage is making the sign! We could be ready to see Hassim become the next victim of the Damage Case!
Daemon: Stick a fork in him this man is DONE. When it comes to Hassim, Max Damage is STILL undefeated at that man's hands!
At that particular moment, a pair of men decked out in black masks and dressed in brown combat fatigues rush to the ring and slide underneath the ropes! The referee steps back, not knowing what is going on. He calls for the bell, apparently declaring this one a no contest. The two men quickly make their way over to the two combatants and focus their attack first on Damage, pulling him out of the corner and nailing him right between the eyes with a set of brass knuckles! Damage falls to the mat as they turn their attention to Hassim. Even with the Iraqi Ironman down and out, these two are relentlessly assaulting the beaten man with their combat boots and loaded fists.
Tricia: What is going on? Who ARE they???
Daemon: I don't know Ive never seen them before! Why are they doing this?
All of a sudden, the crowd erupts as Jordan Xander, Malicia Savage and Lovecraft rush to the ring to help deal with this situation. As they hit the ring, the masked men slide underneath the ropes and make their way back up the ramp as Malicia and Lovecraft help Damage to his feet.
Tricia: Evolution X has just made their way to ringside to take care of business, but I think they're a little late.. these assassins just came in, did their damage and hauled ass before EX could show up and even things up.
Daemon: But who was thier Target? Hassim or Max?
Tricia Marks: I don't know but I am getting a message that our camera's have found Lovecraft getting ready for his match with Green Haired Frog, we will be switching to those camera's right now.
June 21, 2006
The countdown meter begins to roll. 4, 3, 2, 1,... Then there is an explosion, as the scene rushes to the arena. All 19,675 fans are on there feet. We are then taken to the ring where Wolfman Jack is waiting with the mic.
Wolfman Jack: Hello Everyone and welcome to MY version of ACW 100% CARNAGE! Mr X is taking a vacation for a month so for one month he has left ME in charge, and Im going to kick this off with a block buster of a show! Im sure you all have seen May To Remember and the contrevercy around the world title match and tonight we are going to figure out the winner with three blockbuster matches! First we will have Green Haired Frog and Lovecraft in a hard core match, then we will have Reaper and Eric Myers in a first blood match and the WINNERS of those matches in a ladder match! We also have the debut of The Iraqi Ironman Hassim, who will be facing one half of the new tag team champions Max Damage. But Im sure your bored as hell with me now so let me introduce you to your interim Anouncers, since Rob and Triple 8 have also been given a months payed vacation, first, we have direct from ASW, the one, the only, the ever beautiful TRICIA MARKS! And joining her is my friend and personal pain in the ass, The High Flying death defying psycho, when you can get his ass into the ring that is, the Hellraiser Daemon! They will be your commentary team for the month so lets get this sumbitch STARTED!!
Wolfman Jack drops the mic and walks out of the ring and up the ramp and out the back as Tricia and Daemon get settles into the commentators table.
Tricia Marks: Thank you Wolfman for that lovely introduction, hello everyone I am Tricia Marks and this is my partner for the month Daemon and Im glad to be here.
Daemon: Eh I could care less, it's another paycheck. But I have to be honest, tonight's card would have drawn me anyway, tonight we are going to have some of the biggest, most violent matches between some of the most violent blood thirsty sumbitches in the buisness. It's gonna be good
Tricia Marks: I have to agree with you on that one Daemon and we are going to start it off with the debut of the Iraqi Ironman Hassim, lets go to the ring and Regis Philbmin.
Regis Philbmin: Our first bout of the evening is a singles match with standard rules and a 10 minute time limit. Introducing first, Hailing out of Miami Florida, weighing in at 225, He is the Iraqi Ironman, HASSIM!!
I Stand Alone by Godsmack begins to thunder over the loud speakers as Hassim, wearing a turban and stars and stripes wrestling pants with pair of black boots with sabres crossed over a sun, Walks down to the ring, fire in his eyes as he enters the ring, mounts the closest turnbuckle and spreads his arms as the fans cheer.
Regis Philbin: And his opponent.. from Las Vegas, Nevada.. he weighs in at three hundred and ten pounds.. he is the One Man Wrecking Machine… Max… DAMAGE!
As the opening chords of "Hand Of Doom" roar from the speakers, a pair of explosions herald the emergence of Max Damage from the backstage area. He stands at the top of the ramp, looks out at the crowd, pushes his sunglasses up onto his head and starts making his way to the ringside area.
The bell rings to signal the beginning of the match. However, neither of the two participants seems to want to wait. Before the bell, the two of them pick up right where they left off in UWA, with Hassim and Damage exchanging punches. Damage gets the better of the exchange, sending Hassim to the mat with a devastating left hook that surprises the big Iraqi. Damage moves in quickly, mounts Hassim and starts pounding away as the referee counts. At the count of four, Damage finally relents and lets Hassim get back to his feet, taunting him before grabbing his arm, whipping him into the ropes and dropping him with a textbook bodyslam. The second the two of them hit the mat again, Damage is right back on Hassim with the punches. This time, he lets Hassim up at the three count.
Tricia Marks: These two seem to be picking up right where they left off in the old UWA. I recall that match being extremely brutal and violent as well.
Daemon: Oh you ain't kiddin Tricia it was brutality in motion, it was an exercise in sheer mind numbing violence, and I LOVED IT! These guys literally tore the back stage up in that match. It was great!
As Hassim gets to his feet, Damage catches him from behind and delivers a series of German suplexes that shake the ring with the impact! Damage goes for a pin, but Hassim kicks out at one. Damage gets up and picks Hassim up by the hair, pointing a finger into his face before dropping him with a DDT. He goes for the cover, but Hassim stops the count with a kickout at just one and a half.
Tricia Marks: Max went for the cover there, but Hassim doesn’t seem ready to let this one end just yet. The Iraqi Ironman still has some fight left in him.
Daemon: Yeah Max should know better, last time it took a Damage Case on some chairs, I hope we see something as cool this time!
Hassim gets to his feet as Damage slingshots himself off of the rope, but his attempted clothesline is ducked by Hassim and turned into a wicked dropkick that sends the Vegas giant to the mat! Hassim quickly goes on the offensive, dropping quick legdrops onto the fallen Damage before mounting him and peppering him with a series of rapid lefts and rights. He gets off of Damage at the three count and picks up the Nevada monster, whipping him against the ropes and delivering a wicked knee to Damage’s midsection, sending the big man to the mat with a THUD! Hassim goes for the count, but Damage kicks out at one.
Daemon: Hassim should know he isn't going to get Max down without seriously beating the holy hell out of him, I mean, Im not even done with my popcorn yet! I want to see some blood! BLOOD DAMNIT!
Tricia: Relax, Daemon. This match is far from over. There was blood before, and I don't expect tonight to be any different.
Hassim picks Max up and then chops him in the sternum, then chops him again. He then kicks Max and drives him on his head with a vicious DDT. He kicks Max over onto his back, runs to the ropes bounces off and drops an elbow onto Damage's forehead. He immediatly gets up and drops a leg on Max Damage. He gets up and crosses his arms over his head and drags Damage over to the corner and puts Damage's head between his thighs. He reaches down and wraps his arms around Damage's waist and tries to lift him up, but Damage powers out, lifting Hassim up, holding on to his leg, turns and drops on his ass, driving Hassim down on his head.
Daemon: Oh Damage totally scouted Hassim's Shock and Awe! I think that may have been the final knell of this match!
Tricia: Hassim went for his big finisher, but that was not meant to be the time. The One Man Wrecking Machine saw it coming, and I think that's going to turn the match clearly in Max's favor.
Damage picks up Hassim and bodyslams him into the corner. The Iraqi Ironman slumps to the mat, not sure just how much he’s got left in the tank. Damage measures Hassim.. and rushes into the corner, delivering a devastating Vegas Impaler! Hassim is driven back into the turnbuckle, the wind completely knocked out of him.
Tricia Marks: Vegas Impaler!! Hassim’s down, and Max Damage is making the sign! We could be ready to see Hassim become the next victim of the Damage Case!
Daemon: Stick a fork in him this man is DONE. When it comes to Hassim, Max Damage is STILL undefeated at that man's hands!
At that particular moment, a pair of men decked out in black masks and dressed in brown combat fatigues rush to the ring and slide underneath the ropes! The referee steps back, not knowing what is going on. He calls for the bell, apparently declaring this one a no contest. The two men quickly make their way over to the two combatants and focus their attack first on Damage, pulling him out of the corner and nailing him right between the eyes with a set of brass knuckles! Damage falls to the mat as they turn their attention to Hassim. Even with the Iraqi Ironman down and out, these two are relentlessly assaulting the beaten man with their combat boots and loaded fists.
Tricia: What is going on? Who ARE they???
Daemon: I don't know Ive never seen them before! Why are they doing this?
All of a sudden, the crowd erupts as Jordan Xander, Malicia Savage and Lovecraft rush to the ring to help deal with this situation. As they hit the ring, the masked men slide underneath the ropes and make their way back up the ramp as Malicia and Lovecraft help Damage to his feet.
Tricia: Evolution X has just made their way to ringside to take care of business, but I think they're a little late.. these assassins just came in, did their damage and hauled ass before EX could show up and even things up.
Daemon: But who was thier Target? Hassim or Max?
Tricia Marks: I don't know but I am getting a message that our camera's have found Lovecraft getting ready for his match with Green Haired Frog, we will be switching to those camera's right now.