Post by Mairon Bruchmiller on May 11, 2007 15:58:17 GMT -5
The countdown meter begins to roll. 4, 3, 2, 1,... Then there is an explosion, as the scene rushes to the arena. As we see 15,000 fans are on there feet, in the Rose Garden Arena, in Portland, Oregon.
Wolfman Jack: Welcome everybody to 100% Carnage! I'm Wolfman Jack and with me is my broadcast partner Lilith. We got a great show for you tonight!
Lilith: If you say so, just a bunch of jokers if you ask me.
Regis Philben: Following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, he stands at 6'0", and weighs in at 200 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Anthony "A-Train" Wilson.
When the "oo-wa-a-a-a" part hits in "Down With the Sickness" a loud pyro goes off and Anthony appears form behind the curtain and walks to the ring, when he gets to the bottom of the ramp he runs and slides into the ring and poses at all 4 turnbuckles.
Wolfman Jack: Anthony Wilson aka the A-Train will be making his debut tonight. I wish him good luck
Lilith: Yeah but lets hope the copy write lawyers don’t get him first.
Regis Philben: And the opponent, he stands at 5'11", and weighs in at 250 pounds, from Boston, Massachusetts, Barbwir3.
As Into The Battle by Enfusium begins to play, we see Barbwir3 make his way onto the entrance ramp. He then begins to make his way down to the ring. He then pulls himself up on top of the top rope and double stomps the ring, and then begins to taunts the audience.
Wolfman Jack: I don’t think taunting the audience is a good idea.
Lilith: Yeah these assholes are worse then ECW fans. Hell some of I think are packing heat!
Lil Bill is the referee for this contest. He then signals for the bell. The bell rings. Barbwir3 runs up and nails Anthony Wilson from behind, sending Anthony on his face. Barbwir3 then begins to put the boots on Anthony, as Anthony tries to cover up. Barbwir3 then picks up Anthony and sends him into the turnbuckle corner. Barbwir3 then runs up and connects with a dropkick that connects to the right knee of Anthony Wilson, as Wilson is on the mat in pain.
Wolfman Jack: Barbwir3 with a strong start!
Lilith: How the hell do you pronounce his name anyway? Got no clue.
Barbwir3, then picks Anthony up and connects with a piledriver. Barbwir3 then goes for the pin. 1, 2, kickout.
Wolfman Jack: Near fall for Barbwir3. But he came real close.
Lilith: Yeah that says something about Mr. A-Train. Wanna know what that is? HE SUCKS!!
As Barbwir3 gets to his feet, so does Anthony, as Anthony tries to nail Barbwir3 with a clothesline, but Barbwir3 counters with a hip toss, as Anthony lands hard on his side. Barbwir3 then runs up and connects with the Kudo Driver, and then goes for the pin. Lil Bill with the count, 1, 2, 3.
Wolfman Jack: Short easy win for Barbwir3. A good start though.
Lilith: Yeah he did ok against this… this… Jobber, but lets see how he does against a real opponent before we give him any props.
Regis Philben: Your winner, Barbwir3.
Regis Philben: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, she stands at 6'3", and weighs in at 220 pounds, from Los Angeles, California, Malicia Savage.
A chorus erupts from the speakers..
"They can't stop us, let 'em try..
For heavy metal WE WILL DIE.."
The thunderous drum beat reverberates through the arena as a pair of flashpots explode on either side of the entrance ramp. Malicia walks out and raises her arms, clenching her left hand into a fist and gripping her left wrist with her right hand, holding it high for a moment before walking to the ringside area.
Wolfman Jack: No matter where she goes, what fed she is in, Malicia Savage brings intensity and skill to the ring.
Lilith: Yeah and she can kick a lot of ass too.
Regis Philben: And her opponent, he stands at 6'1", and weighs in at 240 pounds, from Milford, Connecticut, Jonny C.
The Lights in the arena dim, and start flashing red, green, and blue. A countdown starts on the bigscreen, smokes starts to rise up from under the ramp. When the countdown Hits One, "Pretty fly for a white Guy" Blares over the Pa System. Infamous Jonny C steps onto the ramp way to a very mixed reaction from the fan in the arena. Jonny Lifts his sunglasses to get a good look around the arena. He starts to make his way to the ring. Halfway down the ramp Jonny Stops, Puts his glasses up onto his head, than puts his arms out like wings, tilts his head back and his pyro goes off., Jonny makes his way to the ring, stops on the steps to one more time to look around the arena then steps under the top rope into the ring.
Wolfman Jack: Jonny C didn’t fair to well against Max Damage last week.
Lilith: And he wont fair to well this week. I mean seriously, does he not realize the song he comes out to is meant to be an INSULT?! Or did he choose it merely because it sounded cool?
Judge Mills Lane is the scheduled referee for this match. He signals for the bell. The bell rings. Jonny C begins to charge at Malicia Savage, as he connects with a drop kick that sends Malicia to the mat. Jonny C then begins to put the boots to Malicia, as Malicia rolls out of the ring. Malicia then grabs Jonny C's feet, and drags him out of the ring, as Malicia then begins to connect with hard hitting punches that begins to rock Jonny C. Malicia Savage then grabs Jonny C and irish whips him into the steel steps.
Wolfman Jack: Jonny tried to get a strong start but Malicia rolled out of the ring and quickly nullified him.
Lilith: Yes she did. Hey Jonny! How them steel steps feel?
Malicia Savage then grabs Jonny C and sends him back into the ring, then follows. Malicia Savage then connects with a thunderous elbow drop in the back of the head of Jonny C. Malicia Savage then rolls Jonny C over, as Malicia goes for the pin. Judge Mills Lane with the count. 1, 2, kickout
Wolfman Jack: Close call for Jonny, Malicia almost had him.
Lilith: Almost, hell she WILL get him eventually, just a matter of time.
Malicia Savage then picks up Jonny C. Malicia goes to send Jonny C into the turnbuckle, but Jonny C reverses it, into a ddt that sends Malicia head first down on the mat. Jonny C goes for the pin. Judge Mills Lane with the count. 1, 2, kickout.
Wolfman Jack: We almost witness an upset! Jonny nearly had her!
Lilith: Yeah now he is gonna have to deal with an upset Malicia. I'm sure she will be nice enough to let him keep a few of his teeth afterwards.
Jonny C then locks on an armbar, as he tries to go for a submission. Judge Mills Lane asks Malicia Savage if she gives up. Malicia Savage screams, "Hell No", as she tries to fight it. Jonny C then lets go of the hold, as he connects with a leg drop right on the shoulder blade of Malicia Savage, then applies the armbar again.
Wolfman Jack: That’s a pretty smart idea on Jonny’s part, keep Malicia down and work on that arm, weaken it so she can’t perform her finish.
Lilith: Oh sure she wont be able to do her finish, but she can still kick the crap outta him, remember, she is a kick boxer.
Before Judge Mills Lane can ask Malicia Savage if she gives up, Jonny C lets go of the hold, then connects with another leg drop to the shoulder blade of Malicia Savage. Jonny C then waits for Malicia to get to her knees, as Jonny C walks up and quickly applies a test of strength move, as Malicia is in pain by her facial expression.
Wolfman Jack: Normally I wouldn’t think trying to match Malicia’s strength would be a good idea, but the way he worked that arm over…
Lilith: Yeah, but she still is a hell of a lot bigger and stronger then Jonny boy over there.
Judge Mills Lane asks Malicia if she gives up, and she shakes her head no. Jonny C applies more pressure, as he yells, "Give Up Bitch". Malicia then begins to stand on knee, then begins to apply the pressure on Jonny C, as she quickly stands straight up. Jonny C goes down to his knees, as Malicia Savage connects with a vicious knee attack to the face of Jonny C, as Malicia seems to have busted Jonny C's nose open.
Lilith: See? A kick boxer does not need her hands when a perfectly good knee is good enough to bust you open.
Wolfman Jack: The tides have turned on Jonny C!
Malicia Savage, now pissed off, picks up Jonny C and connects with a body slam, that sends Jonny C to the mat hard. Malicia Savage then sends Jonny C into the turnbuckle, the begins to nail The Bangkok Kiss, as she is just completely destroying Jonny C. She then quickly gets up on the turnbuckle, and puts Jonny C into position. Then Malicia Savage, brings Jonny C down, connecting with The Faultline, as Jonny C is out cold. Malicia Savage goes for the pin. Judge Mills Lane with the count. 1, 2, 3.
Wolfman Jack: That vicious knee strike followed up with Malicia’s Bangkok kiss spelled the end for Jonny, so it was only a matter of time before Malicia hit the Faultline.
Lilith: There was never any doubt in my mind she would pull off the victory.
Regis Philben: Your winner, Malicia Savage.
Back in Black by AC/DC then begins to play, as we see Mr. X make his way towards the ring. He makes his way to ringside, walks up the steel steps, and enters the ring. Mr. X then grabs the microphone.
Mr. X: Hello Ladies and Gentleman. I think it's time to announce the event we will be having for the ACW World Heavyweight Championship. Yes, I can assure you that we will have a new champion, in two weeks. That right, and it will feature everybody, excluding Max Damage, as he is the #1 contender for that belt, and will face the winner of the ACW World Title.
Wolfman Jack: Awesome! That surely is going to be an excellent match.
Lilith: If you say so. I think it’s just gonna be a bunch of jokers personally.
Mr. X: Now, for the match. Yes, it will be one gigantic match up, which will feature a battle royal or royal rumble style environment. As all the participants will start it at once. It will be the Divine Rumble. Now here are the rules, every time a person gets eliminated by being toss over the top rope, the ring will raise a few feet in the air, and will continue to raise until there is only one person left standing, which will be the newly crowned champion. Now, here is a new one that is being implicated into the match, this time there will be glass tables, with a few wooden ones on the outside of the ring. You know, to break the loosers from falling and killing themselves. So, get ready to see some bloodshed, get ready to see some real competition, and lets get ready to see the legacy of the ACW World Title live on.
Suddenly a voice is heard on the loud speakers.
Voice: WHOA WHOA WHOA Wait a god damn minute here!
Lovecraft suddenly walks onto the stage. On his waist is the ACW world heavyweight championship. He is dressed in a well made black three piece suit. He has a mic in his hand and a grin on his face as the crowd explodes at seeing Lovecraft. He looks over the crowd with that grin. But before he can speak Mr. X yells on his mic.
Mr. X: Hey wait just a minute here! What the hell are you doing with MY world title belt? You’re not the champion! So give me that damn belt and get the hell out of my building!
Lovecraft looks at Mr. X and grins wider. He then begins to speak as he walks toward then into the ring.
Lovecraft: Well you see, we got a problem here, see, it’s true since you reopened ACW I am NOT the current ACW champion. But it is also true I was the LAST champion so In a way I do have a right to challenge for this belt.
Mr. X: HA! You don’t have the right to challenge for the belt you don’t even have a god damn contract you asshole!
Lovecraft: Sticks and stones boss, but as a matter of fact I DO have one, see, you left the contract signings for your vice president to handle.
Mr. X: And your point?
Lovecraft grins and pulls out a sheaf of paper from his suit jacket pocket.
Lilith: Are those what I think those are?
Lovecraft: That’s right, I got me a signed contract, giving me a whole hell of a lot of money and the right to kick YOUR ass without fear of losing my job.
Lovecraft begins to leer and stalk towards Mr. X. Mr. X begins to back peddle.
Mr. X: Hey, no you better not lay one finger on me or you won’t get into that title match or any match at all! I still have the right to book the matches as I see fit!
Lovecraft: Oh but you see, in my contract I'm guaranteed the first crack at the title I never lost. All I have to do is give this belt back to you or Jack. But don’t worry your pretty head! I won’t lay a finger on you! Not one finger!
The crowd boos Lovecraft then turns to rabid cheers when Lovecraft keeps his word and does not lay one finger on Mr. X. Instead he kicks him right square in the balls. He then unhooks the belt from around his waist and drops it on Mr. X. He then leans down.
Lovecraft: Pleasure doing business with you boss.
Lovecraft leaves the ring to the fans cheering like made for him. He grins and gives the crowd a thumbs up as he walks back into the back.
Lilith: That is just… WOW. Did you know he was going to do that Jack?
Wolfman Jack: No I didn’t, I wouldn’t have given him the contract if I thought he was going to do that!
Lilith: Really?
Wolfman Jack: No, I would have given him to it regardless.
The scene cuts to the backstage area, as we see Reaper standing at the entrance of the arena doors. He is dressed in a Unholy Alliance t-shirt, black jeans, black boots, and black sunglasses. He begins to smile, as he takes a deep breath.
Reaper: Well, I guess everybody is wondering, why? Why is ICWA's Reaper doing at a ACW event? Well, it is quite simple, really. Not this place, but this company is my home. I was the one that basically helped Mr. X build it from the ground up, as Mr. X put everything he had on the line, with the company, as well as with me. Now, as the company is beginning to take lift off, so is the Pay-Per-View that started it all, May To Remember 6. And I don't know about anybody else, but I'm not going to miss out on that opportunity to main event, the biggest Pay-Per-View that has graced the wrestling world. Which is why, I made my presents felt on the last 100% Carnage, when I signaled to Hassim, to be the next victim. Yes, you Hassim. Back when the ACW closed, there was a federation called, WFCW. And during the closing periods of WFCW, one match that was supposed to happen was, Reaper versus Hassim. But, guess what? The damn match never took place.
The crowd can be heard from the arena, as they are booing loudly.
Reaper: Well, now it is time, for that match to finally come to reality. And all it needs is your signature on the dotted line of the contract, Hassim. Mr. X has already written it up, and it already has my signature on it. Now it is time for you to think long and hard on it, because this is a match that will definatly take our bodies to the extreme. You know what kind of match it is, as well as I already know what kind of match it is. It's right up your alley, so next week, it will be your duty to sign the dotted line. And Hassim, if you fail to respond, I will just be another thorn in your side, until you do.
Reaper then turns around and leaves through the entrance doors, as the scene goes back to the commentary team.
Wolfman Jack: Strong words by Reaper, that will be one hell of a match!
Lilith: On that I agree with you, I may think Reaper is a little to chemically enhanced, but that doesn’t stop him from being one of the best in the business. And Hassim is one of the most brutal. So yeah it will be a goo….
The screen suddenly is broke by static. An ominous sound is heard in the background, Suddenly, as if clawed from the screen itself the words… Coming soon…. SAVIOR!! We now take you back to your regularly scheduled match.
From Raid never showing up, this match has been cancelled!!!
Regis Philben: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is under hardcore rules. Introducing first, he stands at 5'9", and weighs in at 190 pounds, from Sin City, Chaotic Diablo.
Blue Monday by Orgy begins to play throughout the arena after a few moments, Chaotic Diablo begins to walk through the curtain. He waits on stage looking at the fans with a look of disgust for everyone there. He proceeds to make his way down the ramp focused on the ring. As he gets to the ring he slides in and now drops down in the corner as he looks toward the stage waiting for his victim to enter the ring.
Wolfman Jack: He calls himself the human cancer. I'm interested in seeing what he can do in the ring.
Lilith: He looks like he HAS cancer. I mean, JESUS!
Regis Philben: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Sarah, standing at 7'0", and weighing in at 355 pounds, from Corning, New York, Cain.
The music starts, "Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the.." A huge explosion goes off at the entry way.."floor..". Cain walks out with Sarah right beside him. The music continues to play as they walk down the aisle. Cain steps up on the apron as Sarah walks up the steps. Cain holds the ropes open as Sarah Climbs in. She waves to the crowd as Cain climbs over the ropes. Sarah continues to wave as Cain just stares at Chaotic Diablo.
Wolfman Jack: Cain has met with a lot of success in his short career, holding world titles in other federations.
Lilith: So WHAT he can hold all the gold he wants but it isn’t ACW gold so it doesn’t mean SHIT.
Judge Mills Lane will be the official referee for this match. He signals for the bell. The bell rings. Chaotic Diablo runs up to Cain, and begins to nail Cain with lefts and rights, as he rocks the big giant a few steps back. Cain then grabs Chaotic Diablo and connects with a vicious head but, that sends Chaotic Diablo to his knees. Cain then connects with a running knee hit that connects directly into the face of Chaotic Diablo, that sends Diablo to the mat. Cain then walks over to Sarah, as she gives him a chair wrapped in barbwire. Cain smiles, as he waits for Chaotic Diablo to get back up. As Diablo gets to his feet, Cain nails Diablo across the back, as Diablo screams out in pain.
Wolfman Jack: Cain is showing us why he is a main eventer!
Lilith: And why The Human Cancer is a twit.
Cain then walks over and connects with a leg drop across the back of the neck on Chaotic Diablo. Cain goes for the pin. Judge Mills Lane with the count. 1, 2, kickout.
Wolfman Jack: Diablo came close to losing this match in record time!
Lilith: Too bad, I'm ready to go home and do something interesting… like watch paint dry.
Cain picks up Chaotic Diablo, and goes for a ddt, but Chaotic Diablo blocks it, and kicks Cain in the nuts. Chaotic Diablo then exits the ring, and grabs a chair that is on the outside. Chaotic Diablo slides back in, as Cain turns around, Diablo nails Cain in the head with the chair, and Cain falls to one knee. Chaotic Diablo then nails Cain in the face with the chair, as Cain falls to the mat. Chaotic Diablo goes for the pin. Judge Mills Lane with the count. 1, 2, kickout.
Wolfman Jack: Blatant low blow by Diablo! Why is the referee letting this go on!
Lilith: Because this is a HARDCORE MATCH which means there are no rules, so he can NOT be DQed. Got to admit though, nice shot!
Chaotic Diablo puts the chair down in the center of the ring, then picks up Cain, as he connects with a ddt that sends Cain head first into the chair. Chaotic Diablo goes for the pin. Judge Mills Lane with the count. 1, 2, kickout.
Wolfman Jack: Diablo came close to taking down the big New Yorker.
Lilith: Close ain't winning, you either pin the fucker or make him squeal. Close doesn’t get you jack.
Chaotic Diablo goes for a Demon Driver, but Cain blocks it as he quickly suplexes Chaotic Diablo. Chaotic Diablo quickly gets to his feet, as Cain connects with a clothesline, that sends Diablo back down. Chaotic Diablo, once again, quickly gets back to his feet, but Cain clotheslines him back down. Cain then picks up Chaotic Diablo and send him into the ropes. On Diablo's way back, Cain connects with a thunderous big boot that sends Chaotic Diablo down, hard on his back.
Wolfman Jack: This could be the beginning of the end for Diablo here!
Lilith: Thank GOD, I don’t think I could sit through more of this shit. Don’t get me wrong, Cain is fine but Diablo? Pheeewww!
Cain then walks over to Sarah, which has just slid in a table, as Cain picks it up and sets the table in the center of the ring. As Chaotic Diablo just now getting back to his feet, turns around, as Cain grabs him and connects with The Death Valley Driver, as he sends Chaotic Diablo straight through the table. Cain then goes for the pin. Judge Mills Lane with the count. 1, 2, 3.
Regis Philben: Your winner, Cain.
Wolfman Jack: And there you have it, Cain notches up another victory and the Human cancer goes into remission.
Lilith: Do you come up with that corny ass line yourself or is it a gift?
Wolfman Jack: Oh like you drop pearls of wisdom. Anyway this is Wolfman Jack and his partner Lilith, signing off. See you next time!
ACW 100% Carnage goes off the air!!!!
Wolfman Jack: Welcome everybody to 100% Carnage! I'm Wolfman Jack and with me is my broadcast partner Lilith. We got a great show for you tonight!
Lilith: If you say so, just a bunch of jokers if you ask me.
Anthony "A-Train" Wilson vs BARBWiR3
Regis Philben: Following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, he stands at 6'0", and weighs in at 200 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Anthony "A-Train" Wilson.
When the "oo-wa-a-a-a" part hits in "Down With the Sickness" a loud pyro goes off and Anthony appears form behind the curtain and walks to the ring, when he gets to the bottom of the ramp he runs and slides into the ring and poses at all 4 turnbuckles.
Wolfman Jack: Anthony Wilson aka the A-Train will be making his debut tonight. I wish him good luck
Lilith: Yeah but lets hope the copy write lawyers don’t get him first.
Regis Philben: And the opponent, he stands at 5'11", and weighs in at 250 pounds, from Boston, Massachusetts, Barbwir3.
As Into The Battle by Enfusium begins to play, we see Barbwir3 make his way onto the entrance ramp. He then begins to make his way down to the ring. He then pulls himself up on top of the top rope and double stomps the ring, and then begins to taunts the audience.
Wolfman Jack: I don’t think taunting the audience is a good idea.
Lilith: Yeah these assholes are worse then ECW fans. Hell some of I think are packing heat!
Lil Bill is the referee for this contest. He then signals for the bell. The bell rings. Barbwir3 runs up and nails Anthony Wilson from behind, sending Anthony on his face. Barbwir3 then begins to put the boots on Anthony, as Anthony tries to cover up. Barbwir3 then picks up Anthony and sends him into the turnbuckle corner. Barbwir3 then runs up and connects with a dropkick that connects to the right knee of Anthony Wilson, as Wilson is on the mat in pain.
Wolfman Jack: Barbwir3 with a strong start!
Lilith: How the hell do you pronounce his name anyway? Got no clue.
Barbwir3, then picks Anthony up and connects with a piledriver. Barbwir3 then goes for the pin. 1, 2, kickout.
Wolfman Jack: Near fall for Barbwir3. But he came real close.
Lilith: Yeah that says something about Mr. A-Train. Wanna know what that is? HE SUCKS!!
As Barbwir3 gets to his feet, so does Anthony, as Anthony tries to nail Barbwir3 with a clothesline, but Barbwir3 counters with a hip toss, as Anthony lands hard on his side. Barbwir3 then runs up and connects with the Kudo Driver, and then goes for the pin. Lil Bill with the count, 1, 2, 3.
Wolfman Jack: Short easy win for Barbwir3. A good start though.
Lilith: Yeah he did ok against this… this… Jobber, but lets see how he does against a real opponent before we give him any props.
Regis Philben: Your winner, Barbwir3.
Malicia Savage vs Jonny C
Regis Philben: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, she stands at 6'3", and weighs in at 220 pounds, from Los Angeles, California, Malicia Savage.
A chorus erupts from the speakers..
"They can't stop us, let 'em try..
For heavy metal WE WILL DIE.."
The thunderous drum beat reverberates through the arena as a pair of flashpots explode on either side of the entrance ramp. Malicia walks out and raises her arms, clenching her left hand into a fist and gripping her left wrist with her right hand, holding it high for a moment before walking to the ringside area.
Wolfman Jack: No matter where she goes, what fed she is in, Malicia Savage brings intensity and skill to the ring.
Lilith: Yeah and she can kick a lot of ass too.
Regis Philben: And her opponent, he stands at 6'1", and weighs in at 240 pounds, from Milford, Connecticut, Jonny C.
The Lights in the arena dim, and start flashing red, green, and blue. A countdown starts on the bigscreen, smokes starts to rise up from under the ramp. When the countdown Hits One, "Pretty fly for a white Guy" Blares over the Pa System. Infamous Jonny C steps onto the ramp way to a very mixed reaction from the fan in the arena. Jonny Lifts his sunglasses to get a good look around the arena. He starts to make his way to the ring. Halfway down the ramp Jonny Stops, Puts his glasses up onto his head, than puts his arms out like wings, tilts his head back and his pyro goes off., Jonny makes his way to the ring, stops on the steps to one more time to look around the arena then steps under the top rope into the ring.
Wolfman Jack: Jonny C didn’t fair to well against Max Damage last week.
Lilith: And he wont fair to well this week. I mean seriously, does he not realize the song he comes out to is meant to be an INSULT?! Or did he choose it merely because it sounded cool?
Judge Mills Lane is the scheduled referee for this match. He signals for the bell. The bell rings. Jonny C begins to charge at Malicia Savage, as he connects with a drop kick that sends Malicia to the mat. Jonny C then begins to put the boots to Malicia, as Malicia rolls out of the ring. Malicia then grabs Jonny C's feet, and drags him out of the ring, as Malicia then begins to connect with hard hitting punches that begins to rock Jonny C. Malicia Savage then grabs Jonny C and irish whips him into the steel steps.
Wolfman Jack: Jonny tried to get a strong start but Malicia rolled out of the ring and quickly nullified him.
Lilith: Yes she did. Hey Jonny! How them steel steps feel?
Malicia Savage then grabs Jonny C and sends him back into the ring, then follows. Malicia Savage then connects with a thunderous elbow drop in the back of the head of Jonny C. Malicia Savage then rolls Jonny C over, as Malicia goes for the pin. Judge Mills Lane with the count. 1, 2, kickout
Wolfman Jack: Close call for Jonny, Malicia almost had him.
Lilith: Almost, hell she WILL get him eventually, just a matter of time.
Malicia Savage then picks up Jonny C. Malicia goes to send Jonny C into the turnbuckle, but Jonny C reverses it, into a ddt that sends Malicia head first down on the mat. Jonny C goes for the pin. Judge Mills Lane with the count. 1, 2, kickout.
Wolfman Jack: We almost witness an upset! Jonny nearly had her!
Lilith: Yeah now he is gonna have to deal with an upset Malicia. I'm sure she will be nice enough to let him keep a few of his teeth afterwards.
Jonny C then locks on an armbar, as he tries to go for a submission. Judge Mills Lane asks Malicia Savage if she gives up. Malicia Savage screams, "Hell No", as she tries to fight it. Jonny C then lets go of the hold, as he connects with a leg drop right on the shoulder blade of Malicia Savage, then applies the armbar again.
Wolfman Jack: That’s a pretty smart idea on Jonny’s part, keep Malicia down and work on that arm, weaken it so she can’t perform her finish.
Lilith: Oh sure she wont be able to do her finish, but she can still kick the crap outta him, remember, she is a kick boxer.
Before Judge Mills Lane can ask Malicia Savage if she gives up, Jonny C lets go of the hold, then connects with another leg drop to the shoulder blade of Malicia Savage. Jonny C then waits for Malicia to get to her knees, as Jonny C walks up and quickly applies a test of strength move, as Malicia is in pain by her facial expression.
Wolfman Jack: Normally I wouldn’t think trying to match Malicia’s strength would be a good idea, but the way he worked that arm over…
Lilith: Yeah, but she still is a hell of a lot bigger and stronger then Jonny boy over there.
Judge Mills Lane asks Malicia if she gives up, and she shakes her head no. Jonny C applies more pressure, as he yells, "Give Up Bitch". Malicia then begins to stand on knee, then begins to apply the pressure on Jonny C, as she quickly stands straight up. Jonny C goes down to his knees, as Malicia Savage connects with a vicious knee attack to the face of Jonny C, as Malicia seems to have busted Jonny C's nose open.
Lilith: See? A kick boxer does not need her hands when a perfectly good knee is good enough to bust you open.
Wolfman Jack: The tides have turned on Jonny C!
Malicia Savage, now pissed off, picks up Jonny C and connects with a body slam, that sends Jonny C to the mat hard. Malicia Savage then sends Jonny C into the turnbuckle, the begins to nail The Bangkok Kiss, as she is just completely destroying Jonny C. She then quickly gets up on the turnbuckle, and puts Jonny C into position. Then Malicia Savage, brings Jonny C down, connecting with The Faultline, as Jonny C is out cold. Malicia Savage goes for the pin. Judge Mills Lane with the count. 1, 2, 3.
Wolfman Jack: That vicious knee strike followed up with Malicia’s Bangkok kiss spelled the end for Jonny, so it was only a matter of time before Malicia hit the Faultline.
Lilith: There was never any doubt in my mind she would pull off the victory.
Regis Philben: Your winner, Malicia Savage.
Back in Black by AC/DC then begins to play, as we see Mr. X make his way towards the ring. He makes his way to ringside, walks up the steel steps, and enters the ring. Mr. X then grabs the microphone.
Mr. X: Hello Ladies and Gentleman. I think it's time to announce the event we will be having for the ACW World Heavyweight Championship. Yes, I can assure you that we will have a new champion, in two weeks. That right, and it will feature everybody, excluding Max Damage, as he is the #1 contender for that belt, and will face the winner of the ACW World Title.
Wolfman Jack: Awesome! That surely is going to be an excellent match.
Lilith: If you say so. I think it’s just gonna be a bunch of jokers personally.
Mr. X: Now, for the match. Yes, it will be one gigantic match up, which will feature a battle royal or royal rumble style environment. As all the participants will start it at once. It will be the Divine Rumble. Now here are the rules, every time a person gets eliminated by being toss over the top rope, the ring will raise a few feet in the air, and will continue to raise until there is only one person left standing, which will be the newly crowned champion. Now, here is a new one that is being implicated into the match, this time there will be glass tables, with a few wooden ones on the outside of the ring. You know, to break the loosers from falling and killing themselves. So, get ready to see some bloodshed, get ready to see some real competition, and lets get ready to see the legacy of the ACW World Title live on.
Suddenly a voice is heard on the loud speakers.
Voice: WHOA WHOA WHOA Wait a god damn minute here!
Lovecraft suddenly walks onto the stage. On his waist is the ACW world heavyweight championship. He is dressed in a well made black three piece suit. He has a mic in his hand and a grin on his face as the crowd explodes at seeing Lovecraft. He looks over the crowd with that grin. But before he can speak Mr. X yells on his mic.
Mr. X: Hey wait just a minute here! What the hell are you doing with MY world title belt? You’re not the champion! So give me that damn belt and get the hell out of my building!
Lovecraft looks at Mr. X and grins wider. He then begins to speak as he walks toward then into the ring.
Lovecraft: Well you see, we got a problem here, see, it’s true since you reopened ACW I am NOT the current ACW champion. But it is also true I was the LAST champion so In a way I do have a right to challenge for this belt.
Mr. X: HA! You don’t have the right to challenge for the belt you don’t even have a god damn contract you asshole!
Lovecraft: Sticks and stones boss, but as a matter of fact I DO have one, see, you left the contract signings for your vice president to handle.
Mr. X: And your point?
Lovecraft grins and pulls out a sheaf of paper from his suit jacket pocket.
Lilith: Are those what I think those are?
Lovecraft: That’s right, I got me a signed contract, giving me a whole hell of a lot of money and the right to kick YOUR ass without fear of losing my job.
Lovecraft begins to leer and stalk towards Mr. X. Mr. X begins to back peddle.
Mr. X: Hey, no you better not lay one finger on me or you won’t get into that title match or any match at all! I still have the right to book the matches as I see fit!
Lovecraft: Oh but you see, in my contract I'm guaranteed the first crack at the title I never lost. All I have to do is give this belt back to you or Jack. But don’t worry your pretty head! I won’t lay a finger on you! Not one finger!
The crowd boos Lovecraft then turns to rabid cheers when Lovecraft keeps his word and does not lay one finger on Mr. X. Instead he kicks him right square in the balls. He then unhooks the belt from around his waist and drops it on Mr. X. He then leans down.
Lovecraft: Pleasure doing business with you boss.
Lovecraft leaves the ring to the fans cheering like made for him. He grins and gives the crowd a thumbs up as he walks back into the back.
Lilith: That is just… WOW. Did you know he was going to do that Jack?
Wolfman Jack: No I didn’t, I wouldn’t have given him the contract if I thought he was going to do that!
Lilith: Really?
Wolfman Jack: No, I would have given him to it regardless.
The scene cuts to the backstage area, as we see Reaper standing at the entrance of the arena doors. He is dressed in a Unholy Alliance t-shirt, black jeans, black boots, and black sunglasses. He begins to smile, as he takes a deep breath.
Reaper: Well, I guess everybody is wondering, why? Why is ICWA's Reaper doing at a ACW event? Well, it is quite simple, really. Not this place, but this company is my home. I was the one that basically helped Mr. X build it from the ground up, as Mr. X put everything he had on the line, with the company, as well as with me. Now, as the company is beginning to take lift off, so is the Pay-Per-View that started it all, May To Remember 6. And I don't know about anybody else, but I'm not going to miss out on that opportunity to main event, the biggest Pay-Per-View that has graced the wrestling world. Which is why, I made my presents felt on the last 100% Carnage, when I signaled to Hassim, to be the next victim. Yes, you Hassim. Back when the ACW closed, there was a federation called, WFCW. And during the closing periods of WFCW, one match that was supposed to happen was, Reaper versus Hassim. But, guess what? The damn match never took place.
The crowd can be heard from the arena, as they are booing loudly.
Reaper: Well, now it is time, for that match to finally come to reality. And all it needs is your signature on the dotted line of the contract, Hassim. Mr. X has already written it up, and it already has my signature on it. Now it is time for you to think long and hard on it, because this is a match that will definatly take our bodies to the extreme. You know what kind of match it is, as well as I already know what kind of match it is. It's right up your alley, so next week, it will be your duty to sign the dotted line. And Hassim, if you fail to respond, I will just be another thorn in your side, until you do.
Reaper then turns around and leaves through the entrance doors, as the scene goes back to the commentary team.
Wolfman Jack: Strong words by Reaper, that will be one hell of a match!
Lilith: On that I agree with you, I may think Reaper is a little to chemically enhanced, but that doesn’t stop him from being one of the best in the business. And Hassim is one of the most brutal. So yeah it will be a goo….
The screen suddenly is broke by static. An ominous sound is heard in the background, Suddenly, as if clawed from the screen itself the words… Coming soon…. SAVIOR!! We now take you back to your regularly scheduled match.
"The Event" Raid vs Max Damage
From Raid never showing up, this match has been cancelled!!!
Main Event
Hardcore Rules
Chaotic Diablo vs Cain
Hardcore Rules
Chaotic Diablo vs Cain
Regis Philben: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is under hardcore rules. Introducing first, he stands at 5'9", and weighs in at 190 pounds, from Sin City, Chaotic Diablo.
Blue Monday by Orgy begins to play throughout the arena after a few moments, Chaotic Diablo begins to walk through the curtain. He waits on stage looking at the fans with a look of disgust for everyone there. He proceeds to make his way down the ramp focused on the ring. As he gets to the ring he slides in and now drops down in the corner as he looks toward the stage waiting for his victim to enter the ring.
Wolfman Jack: He calls himself the human cancer. I'm interested in seeing what he can do in the ring.
Lilith: He looks like he HAS cancer. I mean, JESUS!
Regis Philben: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Sarah, standing at 7'0", and weighing in at 355 pounds, from Corning, New York, Cain.
The music starts, "Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the.." A huge explosion goes off at the entry way.."floor..". Cain walks out with Sarah right beside him. The music continues to play as they walk down the aisle. Cain steps up on the apron as Sarah walks up the steps. Cain holds the ropes open as Sarah Climbs in. She waves to the crowd as Cain climbs over the ropes. Sarah continues to wave as Cain just stares at Chaotic Diablo.
Wolfman Jack: Cain has met with a lot of success in his short career, holding world titles in other federations.
Lilith: So WHAT he can hold all the gold he wants but it isn’t ACW gold so it doesn’t mean SHIT.
Judge Mills Lane will be the official referee for this match. He signals for the bell. The bell rings. Chaotic Diablo runs up to Cain, and begins to nail Cain with lefts and rights, as he rocks the big giant a few steps back. Cain then grabs Chaotic Diablo and connects with a vicious head but, that sends Chaotic Diablo to his knees. Cain then connects with a running knee hit that connects directly into the face of Chaotic Diablo, that sends Diablo to the mat. Cain then walks over to Sarah, as she gives him a chair wrapped in barbwire. Cain smiles, as he waits for Chaotic Diablo to get back up. As Diablo gets to his feet, Cain nails Diablo across the back, as Diablo screams out in pain.
Wolfman Jack: Cain is showing us why he is a main eventer!
Lilith: And why The Human Cancer is a twit.
Cain then walks over and connects with a leg drop across the back of the neck on Chaotic Diablo. Cain goes for the pin. Judge Mills Lane with the count. 1, 2, kickout.
Wolfman Jack: Diablo came close to losing this match in record time!
Lilith: Too bad, I'm ready to go home and do something interesting… like watch paint dry.
Cain picks up Chaotic Diablo, and goes for a ddt, but Chaotic Diablo blocks it, and kicks Cain in the nuts. Chaotic Diablo then exits the ring, and grabs a chair that is on the outside. Chaotic Diablo slides back in, as Cain turns around, Diablo nails Cain in the head with the chair, and Cain falls to one knee. Chaotic Diablo then nails Cain in the face with the chair, as Cain falls to the mat. Chaotic Diablo goes for the pin. Judge Mills Lane with the count. 1, 2, kickout.
Wolfman Jack: Blatant low blow by Diablo! Why is the referee letting this go on!
Lilith: Because this is a HARDCORE MATCH which means there are no rules, so he can NOT be DQed. Got to admit though, nice shot!
Chaotic Diablo puts the chair down in the center of the ring, then picks up Cain, as he connects with a ddt that sends Cain head first into the chair. Chaotic Diablo goes for the pin. Judge Mills Lane with the count. 1, 2, kickout.
Wolfman Jack: Diablo came close to taking down the big New Yorker.
Lilith: Close ain't winning, you either pin the fucker or make him squeal. Close doesn’t get you jack.
Chaotic Diablo goes for a Demon Driver, but Cain blocks it as he quickly suplexes Chaotic Diablo. Chaotic Diablo quickly gets to his feet, as Cain connects with a clothesline, that sends Diablo back down. Chaotic Diablo, once again, quickly gets back to his feet, but Cain clotheslines him back down. Cain then picks up Chaotic Diablo and send him into the ropes. On Diablo's way back, Cain connects with a thunderous big boot that sends Chaotic Diablo down, hard on his back.
Wolfman Jack: This could be the beginning of the end for Diablo here!
Lilith: Thank GOD, I don’t think I could sit through more of this shit. Don’t get me wrong, Cain is fine but Diablo? Pheeewww!
Cain then walks over to Sarah, which has just slid in a table, as Cain picks it up and sets the table in the center of the ring. As Chaotic Diablo just now getting back to his feet, turns around, as Cain grabs him and connects with The Death Valley Driver, as he sends Chaotic Diablo straight through the table. Cain then goes for the pin. Judge Mills Lane with the count. 1, 2, 3.
Regis Philben: Your winner, Cain.
Wolfman Jack: And there you have it, Cain notches up another victory and the Human cancer goes into remission.
Lilith: Do you come up with that corny ass line yourself or is it a gift?
Wolfman Jack: Oh like you drop pearls of wisdom. Anyway this is Wolfman Jack and his partner Lilith, signing off. See you next time!
ACW 100% Carnage goes off the air!!!!